Saturday 23 May 2015

A Glorious Day for Ireland

Today, the democratic monarchy of Northern Ireland took a massive leap into a future of hope and liberty, by watching on from the sidelines as the rest of the country voted Yes for equality of marriage.

Truly, the world looks on the buoyant and progressive statelet of Northern Ireland with the most benign and compassionate of eyes, gladsome for its liberal tolerance of anything occurring outside the Six counties.

Thankful, the good men and men of Northern Ireland's most progressive Protestant party for Protestants will rejoice in this unprecedented landmark for Gay rights, preparing for the Rapture.

Tomorrow, is a new day, my friends, and we stand together.